How old am I?

Listening to the Venga Boys and sucking hot chocolate through a Tim Tam as a straw. Feeling like I'm back in grade six at a sleep over.

On a side note: I'm going camping with my cows tonight.

How?

In age order, my cats are *actually* called:

Cleocatra

Sabataj

Zambezi

Wushka

Woki

Jabari.

What they actually get called?

Asian man

Tajatron

Weasel wiggle

Dead leopard

Tiny Mexican drug cartel

Barn dog.

How? Why?!