Saturday, 27 June 2015

Things I have learned this week

* you're meant to sip cognac, not shot it. Yueghhhhh. 

* an Italians version of 'mild' is quite possibly the hottest thing I have ever consumed. Ever. 

* spider bites hurt. A LOT. 

* there is nothing attractive about needing to wee in hospital; even if you get out of using a bedpan. Ass-less gown and 24 ECG cords wrapped around your neck in a wheelchair is not hot. 

* Beverly Leslie could be th cutest little boy-calf I've ever seen. I am a good pillow.

* it's somewhat bizarre having your husband spend the day with your ex, but also really effing cool. I'm so grateful I've got two awesome boys in my life who do all the hard work on the farm whilst I snuggle my calf. 

* watching One Born Every Minute is making me hella clucky. This is an extremely weird feeling. 

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